Your local drug dealer? Nah just kidding. I am "Have Hope", or Hope for short. I am just another disgusting crumb of this god forsaken planet. Oh wait, sorry that was for a story I'm working on, welp, uhh, that was a little cringe. Uhh, I'm just another worthless piece of shit that surfs the web all day long like a good unemployed, lifeless stub of a toe I guess. I'm Hope. I just do shit for the love of the game. And uhh, don't be fooled by my name, I hate. I uhh, I actually hate a lot of things. I think I should start partitioning this page now.
I'm a, bit of an anormal person let's say. You'd probably hate me in real life, and I'm not saying this to make you awe behind your dust collecting screen with toilet paper covered in semen on your desk. I'm a horrible, horrible fucking person. Not like those cheap fiction cliche villain type of horrible but more like, your average Dostoyevsky novel character kind of horrible. Is starving but is going to spend his last rubles on booze kind of horrible. Uhh, tries to flirt with the homeless, 40 year old lady-boy after running out of cigarettes for their cigarettes kind of horrible.
I've had a pretty rough life, it's a joke honestly. I don't think it can be explained with words when it comes to how bad it is. My rib cage is broken right now. I also have Major Depressive Disorder, I'm dealing with it, I've actually gotten better over the years. It's just, hard to find something meaningful in a world where slop is the only thing that people want to see. I do not understand the love and desire for slop. I think that's why I'm creating this website in gopher style in the first place.
You know as someone who spends his whole time on the internet, and as someone who really fucking loves the internet and technology in general, I think we have hit such a deep fucking pit in software engineering where we desire stuff to have a single standard now. Think about it like this, Wayland, the display protocol? It was supposedly made as an alternative to the the X11 Protocol, yet today the people who develop for and root for Wayland actively attack anyone who uses the X11 Protocol, labeling them as nazis and shit. And no before anyone says something about "uhh are you a lunduke fan perchance?" I'd love to fucking kill Lunduke with my own hands. I fucking hate that guy. "Why?" well because where-ever he goes and which-ever software he talks about gets labeled as nazi bar in an instance. It takes ONE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT to ruin the image of software. ONE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. For example, I use XLibre, because I use suckless dwm as my Window Manager. And X.org has a lot of issues since "Mr. Slap My Ass And Call Me Stacey" Red Hat over here fucking crippled it to kind of force people to switch to Wayland. And since it's Red Hat, your "friendly neighborhood linux savior", is who does this shit, everyone immideatly started labeling them as nazi when Lunduke promoted XLibre.
And there are just so many fucking examples like this when it comes to software. Well guess what motherfuckers that one fucking piece of shit sub-human will appear on every single fucking platform anyways. That's the fucking thumb rule of the internet. Sub-humans exist and they will ruin shit for you too one day. Like I don't get it honestly. You gotta be fucking moronic in order to say shit like "Oh you like FLOSS? You must be a fucking cock sucking nazi!" do you know what you sound like when you say that? "Oh you use Linux? You must be a fucking schizophrenic isolated commie!" that's what you fucking sound like. Some of us enjoy this shit. "IT LACKS FEATURES BY DEFAULT!!!" Yeah. Use something that you like instead then. We aren't fucking forcing you to use catgirl as your IRC client, hardened gentoo hurd, busybox, and all suckless tools.
No like geniunely. I. FUCKING. HATE. SHITWARE. As a kid I fucking hated Windows, that slow, bloated, piece of fucking shit. I hated it so fucking much, because fuck you mean it takes the computer 10 minutes to open a single fucking .bat file?? You have to be either crazy or on crack to tell me that Windows is a good Operating System. I used 95, 98, XP, Vista, 7, 10, I hated all of it. I hated all of it soooooo fucking much. It made me fucking fume from the mouth. This is why I fucking use Artix Linux with OpenRC as of now. I LOVE BEING ABLE TO OPTIMIZE AND FIX MY FUCKING SHIT ON MY OWN. IT MAKES ME FEEL ERECTED. I LOVE FLOSS BABY. I LOVE FLOSS SO FUCKING MUCH.
Look at me, look at my sexy fucking font. Look at the curves of this text. If you write shtiware, you reading? Okay, if you fucking write shitware although knowing better. I'm gonna fucking find you. I'm gonna stalk you in real life. I will find all your friends too. And I will tell them about your shitware, and I will order them to not give you goodnight kissies until you do better. I'm gonna find your parents too. And I will tell them to not read you a bednight story anymore, and they will be really disappointed in your fucking shitware.
Well it's because I grew up in Dante's Inferno, 8th Layer Of Hell, Fraud. Also known as THE WORST FUCKING SPAWN POINT, Turkey. That's right, I'm TURKISH. Swearing is our way of being sincere, and listening to profanity is the only way yall understand anger since English is a fuck ass language with no real way of conveying emotion. BUT I WILL ACHIEVE IT. I will fucking squeeze it out like a fucking wet towel and get every single fucking bit of emotion out of this fuck ass language. So get ready dear reader, you will hear slurs flying in the air like you never did before in my readings!